NCW Libraries

"Read jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, and knock-knock jokes about a variety of animals. Also find out fun and interesting facts about them"--

Offers morbidly-humorous, pun-filled, illustrated epitaphs for animals that poetically describe how they met their ends.

"Rob Elliott's Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 5 million copies! Now his fun-for-the-whole-family collection has been perfectly adapted for the youngest readers. The board book format creates perfect comedic format for little ones! With each joke is a hilarious drawing to match the punchline, making the book visually fun and perfect for non-readers"--

From the bestselling duo behind Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs comes the long-awaited sequel to Animals Should Definitely Not Wear Clothing, which shows us a hilarious new group of animals that shouldn't, ever ever ever, dress like humans. Everyone knows that snakes and billy goats and walruses should definitely not wear clothing, but there are actually lots more animals that should definitely not wear clothing ... Because a frog might jump out...

"Dr. Noel Zone is back to make YOU into a qualified Level 2 Dangerologist in this wacky handbook about how to avoid danger of even more kinds--from dinosaurs to volcanoes to the circus--plus the overwhelming danger of a real live puppy!"--Amazon.com.